Thursday, March 13, 2014

Slice of Life 3/12

These are the main things that I don't understand about life in general:

How do people think that algebra will be useful to my life?
Why is this letter (w) is not called a double-v?
Why do people always say 'LMNOP' faster than the rest of the alphabet?
Why did someone in Mexico try to name their kid 'Facebook'?
How are people stupid enough for infomercials to work?
How can people watch Dr. Phil (and Oprah) for serious reasons, not just to make fun of it like I do?
Why do some realtors look and act so weird?
Why can't we all just get along?
Fondant: It's made of sugar but it tastes terrible, and yet people put it on food
Why can't sea snakes be kept in captivity?
Why do people like bacon, cupcakes and ice cream so much?

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