Slice of Life 3/17

When I was in primary, people were really into pinching you if you didn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day. It used to drive me crazy because I thought that since I was Jewish it didn't apply to me, and it was stupid. I was a little worried when I got here this morning and realized that is St. Patrick's Day, and I was just hoping that everyone was mature enough by now to know that it is still stupid. Fortunately, my low expectations were unreasonably low, because so far, no one has acted like they are still seven.