Limericks

Bagel Heads

There once was a man in Japan
Who had low self esteem 'cause he drove a minivan
So he filled up his head
but soon he was dead
Because he got saline from a hobo man

Winter Break

Winter break, soon set in the boredom
Numbing my cranial organ
Staring blankly, I drool
Because when resumes school
It surely will be post-mortem

Logan

There once was a student from Logan
Who was always much too outspoken
He yelled out in class
So they stunned him with gas
And finished him off with a blowgun